The First Attack of its Kind!

Generals. At approximately 18:00 hours a disaster struck hard against the changing table and the wall near by. Although no casualties were lost, this fierce attack badly wounded many. What we are dealing with here generals, is a top secret villain that has been hiding away for the last month and two weeks, but today, finally decided to strike. It started when the enemy became furious because he was forced to become exposed to the eyes of the world. Slowly he began to build up and up, becoming so bloated and contained, that he had to break free.And generals break free he did, attacking with a huge jet of liquid: the wall, his clothes, his servant, his hand covers, and the changing table cover. Oh how he sprayed and attacked and sprayed some more!Thankfully, his servant was there to help contain him and his..........liquid rage. But he wasn't fast enough to save those poor victims.Then after his servant had completely cleaned up his destructive ways, the enemy's most prize possession (binkie) fell out of his reach and his anger returned in twice the amount of height from his first attack. And that generals, is why I am here today. This second attack aimed not only at the old victims again, but because he was so out of control, he managed to aim right at his very own open mouthed face and body! Creating huge puddles of liquid on his changing table which leaked through two blankets and a towel! This was the ultimate attack and the first of it's kind. His man servant had never had training to prepare her for this. This time, cleaning up took her forever to do, especially since it was on the villain himself. Luckily for us generals, after a bath in the sink and a long feeding, the perpetrator was caught and hand cuffed. After several convictions and a huge trial, our shocked enemy finally gave in and confessed that the attacks were all done by him. He is now serving 2 hours in jail and owes lots of hugs and kisses to MOM!!!!